Swells By The Numbers

Total number of people pictured in this week's Swells society column: 59.

Total number of people pictured whom we recognize: 6, though we must confess that if it didn't say "former mayor" in front of Art Agnos's name, we probably wouldn't recognize it.

Minority count: 2 (approximately 3%).

Getty v. Traina: 2-3.

Hats, capes, tiaras: 1, 0, 0.

Ranking of this week's benefit parties, from most money raised to least: San Francisco Parks Trust ($275K), Project Inform (HIV/AIDS prevention program with $260K), Artful Harvest (Neil Young for artists, $75K), the Culinary Institute (for a Wine Studies center, $50K).

Stanlee Gatti count: 1.

Number of parties going on in the same area, leading to a moment of comedy when a guest of Sabrina Buell's went to the French Consulate's party by accident: 2.

Number of minutes Dale Djerassi stood on his head with no shirt on, after his t-shirt raised over $2000 at auction: 1.

Number of mentions of Charlotte Maillard Shultz: 0.

Picture by Gene X. Hwang for the Chronicle.