Tonight we're staying up late late late for the Late Night Picture Show at the Clay (2261 Fillmore).

Tonight they're screening Cremaster 3, Matthew Barney's not-available-on-video 2002 film, and with a special in-person appearance by visual effects supervisor Matthew Wallin. Tickets are $9.75, and are available at the door.

If you're way ahead of us on this one, what are you up to tomorrow? The Main Oakland Post Office (1675 7th St) is closing out National Passport Month (who knew?) with a Passport Fair tomorrow from 10-3.

Come by the PO to apply for a passport (we're going to renew our very, very expired one), as well as to meet Lonely Planet staff and guidebook authors, who will be there "offering travel advice and tips, giving away free books and gifts, and generally making the process of standing in line much more entertaining and enjoyable!" Now, what publication can we trick into hanging out and entertaining us at the DMV?