SFist Blotter

We were tipped off about this coffeeshop accident on Page and Laguna on Friday by a reader, who reported that a sedan smashed into an SUV around 8:55 a.m. and hit two coffee shop patrons sipping coffee outside. We've still got no confirmation on the person who choked on a tree branch, though.

Someone found a dead llama on 89th Avenue in Oakland. No one can figure out how it got there.

A man hits a houseguest who'd overstayed his welcome with a skillet. We've all thought about it!