SFist Tonight

Mondays are hard! We've scoured our inbox for invitations or event releases and came up empty handed. Hey, maybe we'll just go gorge ourselves at Little Star Pizza? Oh no, wait, they're closed, too! Damn you, Monday, for keeping us from drunkenness or gluttony! Damn you to hellllll!

At trying times like these, we pull up our funcheap SF email for the week (if you're not on this email list, get on it!), but even they're not scratching our itch. We just got married, so we're not ready for the Divorce without Court panel quite yet (it was at Stacey's, at 12:30, so we missed it anyway), and we were put off the free Keb' Mo' show at the Amoeba on Haight at 6 tonight by the loud and surprising music on his site (we're easily startled when we're bored).

How about the Squidlist Events Calendar? That's never failed us. Well, we've already written about the Global Lens Film Festival, so that's out as a column topic. That Monday Night Make 'em Ups comedy performance at the Climate Theater (285 9th Street at Folsom) sounds pretty cool, but it doesn't start until 9, which seems really, really late to us at this blood-sugar deprived hour of the afternoon.

Yeah, this little SFist is staying in tonight, and following SFist Rain's advice. Our TiVo's "To Do List" promises untold bounty, that we're gonna stay home to reap while it's still hot.

What about you? What are you doing tonight? Let us know in the comments!