Swells By The Numbers

Total number of people pictured in this week's Swells column: 68.

Total number of people pictured whose names we recognize: 16. An all-time high!

Minority count: 8 (11.8%).

Getty v. Traina: 4-2 (2 mentions of Gavin).

Number of hats: 4. (tiara included in count.)

Number of people wearing the same Oscar de la Renta gown highlighted by cascading rows of hand-sewn ruffles: 2 (one woman's gown had sleeves).

Number of quail eggs prepared for the Opera Ball gala: 1200.

Number of PETA protestors against Burberry, who showed up too late to see the entrance of the Burberry CEO: 1.

Number of insecure moments of Gavin Newsom: 1. We'd never call you an "imposter mayor," Gavin!

Willie Brown's favorite TV show: 24.
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