SFist Tonight

We're going to San Francisco Zoo its annual Night Tour. While in the past, the Night Tour has been a Members Only (not the jackets, silly) affair, tonight the Zoo is releasing 1000 tickets to regular slobs like us, for tonight's tour only.

Visitors will revel in this ultimate after-hours adventure that includes more than 10 special animal presentations and feedings and continuous live entertainment...Highlights include the African Savanna at dusk; exclusive behind-the-scenes tours at the Zoo Hospital and Zoo Kitchen; the big cats feeding in the Lion House; animal grooming in the Family Farm; great food; plus much more. Marvel at our magnificent American bald eagle, Sequoia, meet Smokey Bear, and play the “Feces Species Game”!

In case you missed it, we'll say it again. FECES SPECIES GAME. Oh god, will we ever stop chuckling at this? Answer: no.

It all gets started t 6 tonight, with first-come first-serve tickets available at the Main Entrance on the Great Highway; the old entrance on Sloat Boulevard at 45th Avenue, or the South Gate Entrance on Herbst Road. Tickets are $20 for adults and $12 for children ages 17 and younger.

FECES SPECIES! Bwahahahaha.