Swells By The Numbers

Total number of people pictured in this week's Swells society column: 63 (crowd scenes not counted).

Total number of people pictured whose names we recognize: 5 (Mr. Gavin "15'll get you 20" Newsom, Willie "Age Ain't Nothing But A Number" Brown, Hooman from Alice, Robert Mondavi, Charlotte Shultz.)

Minority count: 4 (6%).

Number of hats: 1.

Getty v. Traina: 2-0.

Shultz count: 2.

Number of people at David Barsotti's rooftop Scotch and cigar bar soignee: 600.

Number of parking spaces at the new San Mateo public library: 157.

The honorific number of the monarch George whose 18th century gilt-gesso armchair features cabriole legs headed by poetic Indian masks adorned with foliate headdresses, and is featured in the Gettys' private collection: The First.