A few days late!

Total number of people pictured in this week's Swells column: 76.

Number of people pictured whose names we recognize: 3. (Trevor Traina, Damon White, Paula LeDuc.)

Minority count: 5 (6.5%).

Number of hats: 12. (all at polo game. Headband in spa not counted.)

Getty v. Traina: 0-1. (Trevor Traina pictured at right.)

Stanlee Gatti count: 3.

Number of Ferrari tail lights destroyed by errant polo balls: 1.

Number of mentions of people in conjunction with their parents: 8.

Number of the floor on which the Remede Spa's pool is located, obviating any need for umbrellas around the tables to preserve the skin of the hostess's friends: 6th.

Number of shuckers going at it: 2.