The SFPD found the 5-month-old baby whose father claimed she was stolen from the back seat of his car in the Mission when he went out to grab some smokes. They found her body in a remote area of McLaren Park.

For those of you who thought something about this case didn't sound right, consider yourselves vindicated: the father is now considered the main suspect in the murder. (We knew those Mission hipsters going to Yamo wouldn't have snatched that child!)

The father is being held in jail on an unrelated parole violation and SFPD press rep Neville Gittens reports that the father will probably be charged with homicide later today. Neville Gittens is the hardest working man in the Bay Area.