Total number of people pictured in this week's Swells: 83.

Total number of people pictured whose names we recognize: 5 (Carole Shorenstein Hays, and the Emerson String Quartet, which count for 4.)

Minority count: 7 (about 8%).

Getty v. Traina: 0-1. Congratulations on your wedding, Trevor Traina!

Number of hats: 1.

Number of horses: 2.

Number of female Iron Chefs: 1.

Height of the mini-home designed by super home builder Bob Flury as a steeplechase obstacle for horses to jump over: 5 feet.

At the Chorus Line party, Dance: 10.

Looks: 3.