Swells By The Numbers

Total number of people in this week's Swells column: 61.

Number of people pictured whose names we recognize: 4. (all at one party: Denise Hale, Trevor Traina, Vanessa Getty, and Stephan "Semi-Charmed Kind of Life" Jenkins.)

Minority count: 0 (0%).

Number of hats: 7.

Getty v. Traina: 1-3.

Number of feet Boaz Mazor's cell phone fell into Lake Tahoe: 17. Chef Franc Harris dove into the lake the next day to pick it up.

Number of choice Boaz Mazor quotes about the cell phone: 4. (Our favorite: "It popped right out of my pocket, like a kidney.")

Number of salads mentioned: 3. (Cobb salad, tortilla salad, chicken salad).

Number of wedding dresses Dede Wilsey says you should own: 2 --"the heir and the spare."