SFist Rants: Our Poor, Poor Favorite Book

502f.jpgWe here at SFist feel compelled to write about the latest outrage coming out of Crawford Texas these days. No, not the whole War on Terror thing, but the word on the street being that one of W's Summer Beach Reading Books is Albert Camus' The Stranger. Apparently, he was so taken by it that he debated it with Tony Snow. We can only imagine the conversation, too: "See, The Stranger is a book about philosophy, which means the author, Cay-Moo, philosiphizes. He's a philosopher. I find what he says interesting."

Of course, with anything coming out of the White House, we first have to plead skepticism. It would be like this Administration to leak out the names of hefty tomes as a way to counter-balance the prevailing perception of the President's, umm, lack of intellectual heft. We just don't see the dude kicking back in Crawford, grabbing some non-alcoholic beer, putting on the ball game, and busting out some French philosophizing. We always saw him as a James Clavell/Wilbur Smith kind of guy anyways, you know, the kind of guy who is into books about some manly freedom-loving Western man conquering non-freedom loving yet politically correct Easterners and bedding all their women through sheer force of brawn, smarts and resolve.

This is making everyone wonder the meaning of it all? Jean Girard, oui? George W? Non. After all, Camus' take on the absurdity of the universe and the meaning in its meaningless is pretty much the complete opposite of the world view espoused by President "You're Either With Us or Against Us." Not to mention the whole doing it for Jesus pose. Then again, maybe he is seeing something in the tale of a callow, incurious man who realizes the true nature of the universe after doing something that damns him. That act? Well, as any fan of the Cure would know, Killing an Arab.

But why does this bug us so? Why do we feel heartsick by this news? See, we feel about this book much the same way people feel about their first punk album or their first indy flick. We grew up in some stuffy, conservative, WASP-filled suburb, the kind of school where your typical conversation was about who was more popular than who, what Ivy League school you had to go, and whether anybody who was different was either a "loser" or just a "gay" (in the non-sexual, pejorative kind of way.) Camus' book opened us up to a whole other possible world of people doing nothing but sitting around and discussing the great issues of life. Of course, we realized much later that those people were mainly pretentious twits, but we didn't know that then.

Finding out that the President is reading our favorite book is killing us. It's like going to see your favorite indie band only to see your most-hated Frat guy there. Or, like right after Nirvana came out, going out to the Marina and seeing everyone wearing designer flannel. The President just totally killed one of those things that was heretofore always a Kool Thing. He basically just ruined that book, that marker of adolescence, in such a way that it'll probably never quite hold the same appeal to angst-ridden teenagers and the pretentious sensitive liberal arts types trying to score with pretentious art school girls again.

What's next, Snake on a Plane jokes? Will he start quoting from Zoolander? And what if, Dear God help us all, it is suddenly announced to the press that W. spent much of his vacation watching "Buffy" Season 2-3 on DVD with Condi and that he and Tony Snow had a long discussion about the nature of the soul and redemption and how it pertains to Angelus and Faith?

We shudder to think.

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"See, 'The Stranger' is a book about philosophy, which means the author, Cay-Moo, philosiphizes. He's a philosopher. I find what he says interesting."

Classic. Stewart-seqe. Thanks, I needed a good W mockery today.

wow, liberals linking to me!

this is more than good news. my blog is a neo-con carnival. me needs some balance. not that i am staunchly liberal, but i do hate bush, hate the war in iraq, and hate the idea of being sent to a 'muslim camp for concentrating on fixing islam'

please let me know if you would like to exchange blogrolling. i may sound stupid but im pretty popular.

The Stranger is about killing some Arab, right? It is right up Bush's alley...

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