Swells By The Numbers

Total number of people pictured in this week's Swells society column: 78.

Number of people pictured whose names we recognize: 6 (George and Charlotte Shultz (listed twice), Dede Wilsey, Don Shula).

Minority count: 0. (0%)

Getty v. Traina: 0-1.

Number of hats: 15 (approx. 20%).

Number of references to The Sound of Music: 2.

Number of parties declared "a hostess's worst nightmare": 1.

Number of deadly bullet-like pine cones that fell from the towering sugar pines at Mara Fritz's "rusti-gant" lakeside home: 0, thank goodness.