We were driving to work the other day and heard an oh-so-familiar voice on Live 105's Morning Show. Sure enough, it was Gavin, making his way to yet another morning radio show. That dude sure does get around. After talking about all the boring stuff like issues and homelessness and his new Project Connect, the conversation finally got around to the juicy stuff and he was asked about life as a single guy. Apparently, from what he said, it's hard to out there to be a Mayor in the dating world. He even jokingly said he should put up a profile on Match.com. Of course, it sounds like he might have been fronting, but you know how it is when Gavin gets all earnest and puppy-dog'ish-- how can you not take what he's saying at face value?

This made us sad. After all, if a rich, good looking, Mayor often referred to as the Future of the Democratic Party can't get a date, what hope do we have? We're just bloggers. We've never gone against the Federal Government and let Gay people marry. So in spirit of Gavin's new Project Connect, we decided to volunteer the best way bloggers can, by blogging something. Or at least we've decided to help Gavin and write up his very own profile. This way, all he has to do is cut and paste et viola, he too can be blown off on internet dating sites just like the rest of us. And most importantly, we need our Mayor to be happy-- a happy Mayor is a good Mayor.

After the jump, Gavin's Match.com profile

Likes: Wine, good friends, protecting the environment, people who volunteer, moonlit strolls on the beach, riding public transit incognito, 70 % approval ratings.

Dislikes: Homophobia, dirty streets, homelessness, crime, being blamed for John Kerry losing the '04 election, pushy reporters, Chris Daly

I am looking for: A date, Friend, A long-term relationship, First Lady

Relocation: Not until 2010 at the earliest.
Relationship Status: Divorced
Children: None
Plan on having children: Yes
I smoke: No
I drink: Socially
Zodiac Sign: Libra

Physical Info:

I am: 6 ft , with gel 6'3" ft
My hair is: Black
My eyes are: blue
My body style is closest to: Fit

Background
I grew up in: Marin
My ethnicity is: White
I speak: English
My Religion: Catholic
I studied or am interested in: Creating collaborative dialogue to uncover holistic solutions to problems facing this city.
My education: University of Santa Clara
Occupation: Mayor
Occupation description: I run things
Political Orientation: Oh, I'm what you'd call a San Francisco Democrat-- liberal enough to offend everyone else in the country, reactionary enough to offend a little bit less than half of the city

Personality and Interests
My personality is best described as: earnest, intellectual, hard-working, smooth, passionate, likeable, wonkish, dorky
In my free time, I enjoy: baseball, running, attending parties, appearing in front of cameras, giving interviews
In my free time, I like to go to: Tosca, the Opera, the Ballet, the Symphony, riding MUNI incognito, playing basketball in impoverished neighborhoods, going to society functions, practive giving speeches in the mirror.
My favorite physical activities: Baseball, running, basketball
My favorite food(s): Anything at Plumpjacks
My favorite music: Coldplay
I like to read: Policy papers

Relationships
My perfect first date: You can't go wrong with an evening of some beach blanket babylon and drinks at the tosca afterwards. Man, I love those hats.
My ideal relationship: The best kind of relationship is a loving and commited relationship in which two people are committed to the same goals and values. It also will help if they don't believe that Thetans are tiny microscopic creatures banished to the planet Earth by Xenu.
My past relationships: I have learned that if a major magazine calls and wants to do a photo shoot with you and your SO, don't let them take a photograph of you lying on a rug.
My Ideal Match: I am looking for someone to laugh with and to cry with. Somebody who will support me in my endeavours. Somebody who will be there when things get tough and when things get difficult. Somebody I can count on to let me know when I'm wrong and stand up for me when I'm right. And somebody who won't move to New York to host some stupid court show on Fox.

Age Range: 28-40
Relationship Status: Single and photogenic
Religious Background: Anything but Scientology
Education Level: Are you hot?
Drinking Habits: Must like Plumpjack wine
Smoking Habits: Smokers don't poll well