Yvesdroppings

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Shaggy guy: "It's going to be a blistery day."
Glasses dude: "You mean blistering. Blistery would be ... gross."
-- In the Mission

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From a gaggle of girls outside the cinema:
Girl1: "How old are you?"
Girl2: "Dunno, let me check my ID."
-- From Simon

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Caltrain conductor to lady leaving the train, dragging a huge suitcase: "I'd help you with the suitcase, but I'm not sure about the dead body thing."
later:
Conductor: "We went to drink some beers after work, and he untied his hair. Man, it goes all the way to his butt."
Passenger: "Were you attracted to him?"
Conductor: "Hell no."
Passenger: "Even after a few beers?"
Conductor: "There is not enough beer in the world."
-- From Cedric