We're so pleased with ourselves for coming up with this other Us-Weekly-style tagline for Kimberly Guilfoyle's bump-belly watch! Baby splashdown date around September.
Ladies (and gents), if you want to land Baby Boy Guilfoyle-Villency, better get started now -- SFist Rain's got week 2 of your How To Get The Guy tips. But don't get too excited to plan that bachelor/ette party just yet -- there is now no sex in the city's champagne rooms.
Well, not only did we get our first look at the incipient Guilfency pup, we also got to meet the leading Everyone Hates Chris Daly contender for the District 6 seat, Rob Black. In other political news, the SJ City Council, gnashing its teeth in frustration, settles for the strongest punishment they can dish out to their indicted mayor-- moving his chair to the end of the dais. Take that, RonGon!
Someone who's never had their seat moved to the end of the dais -- beloved city diva Peaches Christ, who's kicking off this year's Midnight Mass screenings. Shriek your head off!
Finally -- everyone welcome new contributing writer SFist Amber, hot on the cookie beat. Mmm, cookies.
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Before you pat yourself on the back...making fun of her pregnancy isn't clever, only puerile. Maybe it's time to give up Beavis & Butthead. A blog devoted to San Francisco deserves something a more sophisticated (and polite.)
Hey M. Assos, lighten up, will ya?