SFist Blotter

Seniors at San Jose's Independence High aren't talking about who super-glued 180 classroom and library door locks on the first day of finals, even after the principal canceled the senior picnic and the school offered a $500 reward for information. A freshman said, "I thought it was mean. If I get an F on my final, I'm going to blame the seniors."

Entrepreneurial! Leah Garchik tells a tale of a guy walking around in a DPT uniform and claiming to be able to give businesses free parking outside your apartment for $150-$1600, by painting your curb green. DPW reminds us all that they don't do door-to-door permitting and that if you actually need a green zone painted by your store, there's a complicated application procedure you have to follow. Of course, this leads us to the next logical conclusion, which is that you should just get some green paint and paint your curb yourself.

And the SFPD's under attack again, this time for firing on an unarmed man in an apartment near Lake Merced who was pointing an eyeglass case at them. Oops.