May 26, 2006
Progeny of the Guilfency Impending
Bravely risking horrifying pregnancy and/or breast-feeding remarks from multinymous Commenter Matt/Brunhilda/Saul, we'll report that the Guilfency nuptials may be of the shotgun variety, as Kim's five months pregnant with a son!
According to Page Six, Kimberly Guilfoyle and Eric Villency actually got engaged "at the end of last year, but (Kim) kept it secret until her divorce from San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom became final."
We'd given up on trying to find a registry for tomorrow's wedding in Barbados (though our invite seems to have gotten lost in the mail), but now we have a whole new grail: the Guilfency Progeny baby registry! Yahoo!
No word from her newly single (or stalked?) ex. According to the New York Daily News, "a spokesman for Mayor Newsom told Lowdown: he never comments on his private life."
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Do you think it bothers Gavin that his ex-wife is barely divorced from him but she's already married and having children? I sort-of feel sorry for the guy.
Considering the fact that Fishmouth has the body of a 12-year-old boy, I am SHOCKED that she is capable of birthing a child. Unless her vagina is as big as her mouth, the doctors will probably have to cut her in half to pry that sucker loose.
By the way, where will the milk come from to feed the little poor, unfortunate, suckling? Certainly not those mosquito bites on her chest!
Newsom "never comments on his personal life"???? Except when it suits his purposes, maybe. What a tool.