SFist: Everybody Hates Chris: The District 6 Election

Kevin

Thu, 11 May 2006 17:09:01 -0800

Well, I'm hoping any day now for a "Run Malinka Run" campaign to get under way. Remember Malinka Moye? The crackhead, ho-attempted-murdering, brutally-goat-killing-then eating-the-flesh-for-"strength" candidate last time? Ah. Those days seem like a fuzzy, golden memory now. As I seem to remember, he actually did quite well. Came ahead of 3 other candidates (ouch! I know they felt burned). Who knew so many crackheads voted? New special interest vote? k.

sfmike

Thu, 11 May 2006 16:36:28 -0800

Please do a Starchild profile. We want Anybody but Dufty, who learned every sleazy trick in the book at the knee of Willie Brown, Jr., and who doesn't seem to be improving much while in office.

KWillets

Thu, 11 May 2006 14:15:06 -0800

You haven't lived until you've seen a D6 candidate forum. James Leo Dunn is amazing...Pipe sewage to the Sierras to fertilize the trees? James has it covered. He was also quick to point out that the homeless could actually live in the tunnel while they're digging it, thereby solving the homeless problem.