Mark of the Beast Appears in Castro; "That Sounds About Right" Says Rest of Country

We were strolling down Market St a few days ago when our eyes were caught by this fetching image -- apparently, He Who Walks Backwards has been doing so in the Castro, with a can of spray paint in hand. Ha ha ha, we love to joke about The Prince of Filth, but really this is just an advertisement for the sure-to-be-crapulent remake of The Omen. How considerate of Universal to spray paint a symbol of the unholy on the sidewalks! We can only hope that they had the good sense not to place one near the Open Bible Church. Because that would be HIGHLARIOUS.

Anyway, if you're feeling uppity, you can report vandalism like this to the DPW by calling 415-28-CLEAN. They're startlingly quick -- we've found that they can have messes cleaned up in under 24 hours.