When we were putting together that photo montage of fun pictures of Mayor Gav yesterday, we came across this picture in the Mayor's Photo Gallery section. (Can we earmark more of our city tax dollars to the upkeep and uploading of more excellent photos to this page?) What's going on here?
So we decided then and there that we're holding a new competition -- the SFist Caption Contest! Post a caption to this photo in the comments: funniest entry wins SFist swag!
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"That's right, the main switch is still in symbolic mode, but check the gauges -- after you rolled up your sleeves your approval rating went into the green, right? So now all you have to do is keep it spinning until the newswires pick it up, then you're done."
Mr. Mayor, your hands... they're so, silky soft.
If you touch the horn one more time I'll have Pete stab you with his Häagen-Dazs.
So this is the machine that keeps UN Plaza so sparkly clean?
(Guy on right just out of photo):
"Who wants a chocolate covered banana?"
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(Mayor): "So where does the Pinot come out?"
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(Mayor) "Oh yeah, Ive operated one of these babies on Lake Tahoe."
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(Mayor to self): "Are.. are these guys DPW workers?? Let "Project Compaign Volunteer Connect" commence!!"
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(Mayor) "Funny thing, Dontrelle, this is exactly how Sophia likes it!" (all laugh. aaand scene.)
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(Mayor) "Ha, Tilt! Extra ball, extra ball!"
"That button is for shine, this button is for frizz control, and the red one is for a super firm hold. Just stick your head under the hood and voila! But don't touch the yellow switch. That sucks up trash."
(Mayor): "Oh, I got this. Well, lets see fancypants 'Captian Travolta' operate one of *these* babies!"
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(Mayor): "...and so Sophia and I make a bee line straight for Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, and, can you believe it was closed!! Unbelievable. Aaanyway... where do I get in this thing?"
"We're really glad you were able to stop for this free stress test, Mr. Mayor. As you can see, the E-meter shows a very high level of thetans . . . hmm . . . Mr. Mayor, do you watch CSI?"
No, no! I don't need any instruction! My good buddy Larry showed me how to ride one of these babies at the 'plex, right after I agreed to back his company for city-wide WiFi. Then he said I could be a Segway Master with him and Sergey, and THEN he said that I could be an Honorary Googler, too! [grows irritated] Yeah, yeah, I know what that button does! Geezus!
Yes, Mr. Mayor, I grew dreads cos I use my hair wax on this baby.
As mayor I promised to make sweeping changes in government...engage Warp engines
Guy in Orange Vest: Yeah, so when the dudes with their ipods and ear pieces won't get out of the way, this is the button you push.
Machine: Caution .. sweeper approaching. Caution ... sweeper approaching.
Guy in Orange Vest: It'd be hella cool if it had volume control or some kinda crazy horn to really make them get out of the way. Know what I'm sayin'?
City Employee in orange vest: What do you mean I can't ticket and tow this car? Its parked on the sidewalk!
Mayor: I love your dedication so ticket it after The Earthquake anniversary event.
Watch out, Mr Mayor, you're about to step in poo.
So this thing has eight different heat settings AND a nozzle that prevents frizzle? I'll take it!
"It is so, it says right there 'Bumper Car Ride'".