Entertainment galore from the ever-reliable SFPD Northern Station (.pdf). Not only the man featured in Leah Garchik's TIC on Friday (who was caught spraying graffiti on a billboard announcing the SFPD's Officer of the Month -- by the Officer of the Month. Ha!), but also a man dancing in a school auditorium after telling the principal he was a federal agent, a man hugging and licking a light pole, and a man unable to comply with officers' orders to kneel on the ground because the knife he was trying to conceal in his jeans pocket was too large.

One less felon on the streets -- they finally caught the bail-skipping Village People cop! Victor Willis's sad saga has finally ended, as an officer in South SF stopped him with a female companion, and found cocaine and other drug paraphernalia in the car. Willis refused to give his name but was ID'ed by his snazzy 'fro and police officer uniform fingerprints at the station.

And Berkeley is still reeling from the house party shooting this weekend. Parent Aderian Gaines was hosting a party at his house for his teenagers, so he could supervise and make sure they were safe. When Gaines confronted a guest carrying a gun, the guest shot him and fled the scene. The authorities say the party might have gotten out of hand because invitations were sent out by text message, and encourage you to invite people to your parties through "non-Internet" means in the future.