Saturday: SFist Jackson tipped us off to the Swearing Festival starting at 7 at Edinburgh Castle. 5 hours of vulgar speech-related activity sounds like a party to us!

Sunday: It's the Tour of California bike race! No, we're so not riding in it, but we're all set to watch it as it whips past us some time between 10 a.m. and 12:22 p.m.

Monday: Yay! Presidents day means no (day job) work for this SFist. We'll take the day to enjoy some Crab Fest events, as they only run until the end of the month.

Tuesday: We love El Rio, AND we love drag kings. The two tastes go great together for the The Parlor Trick Revue, "a variety show of dazzling delights sure
to thrill ladies, gentlemen, and all those in between. The evening is a benefit for Blue Star Builders, a group of skilled trades-women and supporters who wish to help rebuild homes in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina." Thrills for a good cause, with doors opening at 8.

Sure, it's not Crazy Crab Fest, but we can dream, can't we?