Yvesdroppings

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Rachel sends the following:
21 Bus driver to hopeful passengers: "Hey folks, there's another 21 right behind me, we're full."
Dude: "No WAY!"
Bus Driver: "WAY!" followed by much laughter at the front of the bus.
Aaaaand scene.

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Guy getting haircut: "You guys are great! I don't even have to tell you what to do. This is so much better than those six-dollar Chinese places."
-- A salon in the Castro

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Barber: "We're almost done here."
Wife of guy getting haircut: "Don't forget to do his eyebrows!"
Husband: "I like them like this. They look pointy."
Barber: "You want me to do them both?"
-- Nice Clips for Hair