SFist Blotter

filed on a Saturday -- sorry we're late.

Get that freak off, kids! Outraged Pleasanton parents have banned from Foothill High what kids of the 80s used to call "dirty dancing," after a parent called in, saying that it looked like "an orgy" when she stopped by a dance last month. Know what that mom needs? A romantic weekend in the Catskills with Patrick Swayze!

What's going on with Gavin Newsom these days? He issues a big statement about how he thinks cable car operators are stealing money because he took the cable car twice and didn't get a receipt? He's turning into some kind of mumbling ranting crazy person! The cable car workers are upset (understandably) and now Gav's all like, can we be friends again? (but not saying sorry.) He's now all like, well, I didn't want to get the individual conductors who I think are stealing in trouble and ruin their careers -- so I decided just to malign everyone in their profession instead! Is he trying to distract us from something or something?

And a Redwood City man received a sentence of seven months in jail for killing a mastiff he was dogsitting with an axe. The man was arguing with his girlfriend in their trailer when the dog bit the woman's hand, at which point the man flipped out, and began to beat the dog with his fists, then a metal mop handle, and then the axe. Wasn't anyone else available to watch the dog that weekend?