Yvesdroppings Are Well-Connected

Submissions go to Yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. Don't forget to keep your ears to the ground at company holiday parties; they're fertile ground for this stuff.

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Woman on cell phone: "If you ever get nominated for the Grammies, you are SO taking me as your guest."
-- From Edward/Montgomery Street Station

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Dude: "WHOOOO! I cant wait for Jason's tart!"
-- From Tim/Berkeley BART

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Tightly-clad woman: "The governor -- the governator -- he's fascinated by Tookie's muscles an' s**t. It's trippin' me out -- he's done so much -- he made a movie, he's got so much money -- they shouldn't kill him."
-- The 38

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Dude: "The purpose of criminal law is, you know, the four Rs: there's rehabilitiation, there's restitution, there's restraint, and there's deterrence, that one's a D."
-- Market @ New Montgomery