It's Hammer -- And Pizza -- Time

We told you about the Hammer auditions at Film Arts last week, but it wasn't until today, when friend of SFist Katie tipped us off, that we knew the true insanity of the situation.

She sent us to this craigslist entry, which contains identical verbiage to the one we posted earlier, except that it lists an additional audition venue:

Monday November 21st between 7 -9 Round Table pizza res't, 3567 Geary St., SF, 94118 Between Arguello Bl. & Stanyon Street next door to old CORONET theatre San Francisco, CA

Oh good lord this is beyone belief. Round Table pizza? Is this a trick? Can anyone out there verify for us that Hammer's people couldn't find a better Monday audition venue that Round Table pizza? Did anyone out there audition?

This story just gets weirder and weirder, doesn't it? Well, someone must have gone to try out for this video, right?

We're dying for dirt on this, so listen up: we'll send a 10-pass Muni token booklet (good until Dec 31 2005) to the first 5 people who email us with their Hammer audition stories (Round Table or Film Arts, though we're dying for a Round Table anecdote or two), for publication on SFist. These must be truestories, people -- please don't get us sued. Spill it!