Recovering Yvesdropping
Boy: "My mom taught me how to use a sewing machine when I was a kid. And I made lots of bags and pillows. They're pretty much the same thing. Except one has an open end and a handle."
-- From Erik in Union Square
Scene: An elderly couple has just taken a parking spot that a middle-aged woman wanted. As they get out of their car, she shrieks at them.
Lady: "KARMA is gonna get you! KARMA is gonna get you!"
-- From Ryan in Noe Valley
Developmentally Disabled Person on the J Church, Holloween afternoon: "I'm sorry. I hate Mondays....Is it Monday?"
-- From Anthony
Not exactly Yvesdropped, but still very SF: A teenage girl, wearing a tigger suit, sits completely alone and at 1 a.m., two days before Halloween, on the sidewalk near Fulton/Masonic ... expertly playing a didgeridoo.
After the jump: more Halloween Yvesdroppings than at which you can shake a billy club.
What?
Guy in bunny suit to guy in Beethoven outfit: "It's a good costume, but you need a harpsichord."
-- Castro
Later:
Bunny suit guy: "All clear booze tastes the same, doesn't it?"
Friend: "No."
Drag queen, simultaneously: "Yes."
-- Castro
Twink, wearing nothing but a bedsheet and flip-flops, on cellphone: "...I didn't have ANY time to prepare a costume."
-- On the 33
Dude to Other Dude: "I will seriously marry you if you dress up as a baby."
-- Costume store by Dolores/Market
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