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Female: So I Googled myself the other day.
Male: ....and?
Female: It was a mistake to give that reporter my name at the Folsom Street Fair.
-- From SFist_Rita @ a restaurant on 16th street


Woman on cell phone: "He needs to see a shrink. Imagine him at 67, 77, 87. ... He'll stay in 4420, no, no, 4410. We'll have a barbecue once a week."
-- Chevron station, downtown Walnut Creek


Man shouting into cell phone: "Warren! I know what you're talking about! I taught you all I know about people skills!"
-- Lincoln and Broadway, Walnut Creek


Queer: "It was the greatest thing I've ever seen! A combination of Saturday Night Fever, The Warriors, and a Pink Floyd laser light show."
-- Castro/Market
Tourist Dad: "We just had Thai food, so we're -- y'know -- speakin' in tongues."
-- Haight/Diviz
Guy 1: "Was it nice weather for your tennis game?"
Guy 2: "Yeah! It's always sunny in the Castro." [Pause. Abruptly somber.] "Except if you're dying."
-- Palace of Fine Arts

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