Criminal Yvesdropping
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Street bum: Do you have some change please?
Dude: I don't, sorry.
Street bum: Don't be sorry, die.
-- SFist Cedric
British Tourist 1: Hey, remember Tweaker-Boy?
British Tourist 2: Oh yeah, Tweaker-Boy! "It's my birthday, can I have a BJ?" Ha ha ha!
-- Castro & Market
Girl: That patio furniture looks like bondage gear.
Boy: Bondage is the new wicker.
-- Church/Market Safeway
Tech-nerd [quizzically picking up phone book]: The whole idea of a phone book is ludicrous.
-- Tag sale in Western Addition
Muscle man: I just don't know if he's relationship material.
Nerd: Why not?
Muscle man: Well ... he's got a Sir.
Nerd: So?
Muscle man: In prison.
-- M Line @ Van Ness
Barfly: You've got to stop shrieking!
Drunk Girl: It's Friday night, that's when people shriek!
-- Murios
Drunken Queer: E Pluribus Unum? I don't even know 'im!
-- Twin Peaks
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