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Hoodie Girl: I think only residents of the dorms are allowed to bring in guns.
-- Outside an Academy of Art building

Lady on cellphone: I don't care to exercise with people who I see socially.
-- Yvesdropped on by Bill, at Draeger's Market in Menlo Park

Hipster: There's nothing more pathetic than a naked man falling down.
-- Orbit Room

Suit on cellphone: Nobody gave away your social security number. It's just been misplaced.
-- Market and New Montgomery

Pimply Beardo: I'm so sick of hearing about September 11. I was sick of it the day after it happened.
Goatee Douchebag: Were you sick to find out our government was behind it?
[Other people in vicinity start edging away.]
Pimply Beardo: Wait ... what?
Goatee Douchebag: It's all in the records at KPFA. They did a whole broadcast on (blah blah blah CIA blah blah frame-by-frame blah Jews blah LaRouche blah blah).
[Long pause. The room has emptied out almost completely.]
Pimply Beardo: So ... what's your favorite movie?
Goatee Douchebag: The Big Lebowski.
Pimply Beardo: Cool.
-- A Financial District building lobby

Old Lady: I got five pounds of bananas yesterday for a dollar!
Flock of other old ladies: Oooooooh!
Old Lady: ...and they're real!
-- Metreon food court