Well, we're going to have to endorse the "Can't Stop, Won't Stop" party for Jeff Chang tonight at the DNA Lounge. First, it's gonna be a late-night party until four in the am, so that you can literally rock your body 'til the breakadawn. And guess who's DJing? None other than the founding father himself, DJ Kool Herc. The chances that you are going to see a set by Kool Herc in your lifetime are worse than your chances you'll learn to do a headspin, with much less chance that you'll break your neck.

Hey, want to see what that Burning Man barter economy is all about without having to get caked in playa dust or accidently run into your boss who's painted blue from head to toe and wearing nothing else? Then head to over to the Berkeley Really, Really Free Market with something to trade. While you're in the East Bay, listen to Krissy and check out the Art and Soul Festival in Oakland -- you might catch Roy Ayers playing "Everybody Loves the Sunshine," whether permitting, natch.

Well, we can tell you one thing -- you probably won't be running into avid bicyclist Chris Daly at the San Francisco Grand Prix this year. What you can do is clog the Marina, break up some weddings, offend some monks and otherwise piss off the jerks who wouldn't let Johnny Moseley catch gnarly air.