First off, if you're a motivated A-type, or a B-type on meth, then you should head down to Beau Bonneau casting today (or Monday) to try out for "The Apprentice." We think even the faintest opportunity to take a peak under The Donald's hairpiece is reason enough, don't you? Call 415.249.9383 and leave your name, two phone numbers, your education, your employer and tell them why you could "make it in the boardroom." For sexy fun, check out tonight's Candye Kane and Big Burlesque, featuring the Big Bottom Revue, at the Center for Sex and Culture, doors at seven, show at eight.

Artsy types should be flocking to Attaboy's YArt Sale from 11 to 4 on Saturday. For those of you who want a taste of what the fetish scene is like, head on down to FLIRT (this weekend -- 20's flapper theme) at the Catalyst club that night at 10:30pm. It's not a sex party, per se, but it sure looks sexy.

Celebrate Second Sunday by heading straight from brunch to Kelly's Mission Rock where they'll be dancing from noon until ten, and then heading around the corner to Sno-Drift (tweak, much?) for the after party. Great way to work off some of those excess calories from last weekend.