SFist Blotter

It's the better safe than sorry edition!

So an SF mother frantically alerted the media that her daughter was missing after her college finals in Atlanta. After flying out to Atlanta to look for her, the mother found out that her daughter had been arrested. The daughter had refused to give her name to the Atlanta police, so when the mother called the cops to ask if her daughter was in jail, they didn't have her name in their database.

Another woman alerted the SFPD that her elderly parents had been missing since Tuesday. Last she'd heard, they were going to the doctor's for a routine appointment, and when she managed to get into their house, they didn't have any of their medication with them. They turned up two days later, reporting that they'd gotten a little lost. Numerous people reported seeing their car in various places in Oakland and San Francisco.

And finally, Wendy's reported that its second quarter earnings were down 4 percent, all because of finger-in-the-chili Anna Ayala. However, sales of chicken club sandwiches, iced cappuccinos, and yogurt are up, up, up!