Wednesday: The New Thursday

Special "OMFG!" edition.

A little birdie tipped us to a sekrit show at the Punchline tonight featuring one of our favorite comedians ever: DAVE CHAPPELLE! How can you tell he's our favorite? Because we're about to bust into mIxed CaPS -- he's ThaT KEWL! Two shows tonight, tickets are an entirely worth-it $35 and you can get them online, but hurry! Click now! Don't miss this!

You know what would make you cooler? No, it's not some expensive handbag or a new fauxhawk. It's intimate knowledge of salsa dance. You know where it would be cool to learn salsa? At the Intercontinental Mark Hopkins' Top of the Mark. Funny, DanceSF is holding lessons there tonight. Go forth and increase your sex appeal.

Finally, the geekiest geeks in the land, O'Reilly publishing (you know, all those incredibly helpful, well-written computer books with animals on the cover?) are hosting the Where 2.0 conference -- location-based solutions for the web and otherwise. If you just got back from Gnomedex up in Seattle, you'll probably be headed here.

Update: Our friend says Dave was sold out as of yesterday morning. We're not saying you should, but if there's a d**k you can s**k to get in, start salivating.