Outwit, Outplay, Outlast...Rinse, Repeat

If you're desperately seeking your own 15 minutes of fame, be sure to head on down to the Ellis Brooks Auto Center on Van Ness tomorrow at 10 a.m. for an open "Survivor" casting call. They'll be casting for the 12th season, so we aren't sure where the lucky chosen will be spending their 40 days, as that fact hasn't been announced yet. (The 11th season, set in Guatemala, will premiere in the Fall.)

Just remember, no one even remotely related to CBS or the show itself is eligible. Nor--and this clause is kind of odd--is anyone hoping to run for public office, as they'll have to hold off on their campaign until after the show airs. Also, if you're crazy, they say you shouldn't bother showing up, as they do a thorough physical and mental health check on the applicants.

But anyone who has watched past seasons of the show knows that they always let a few crazies slip in. So what the hell! Go on down!