SFist Blotter

Rivers Cuomo's still got his hash pipe -- but this kid doesn't! A 21 year old in Pleasanton is recovering from 3rd and 4th degree burns to his arm, hand, and face after "a device that refines hashish into marijuana" blew up his basement bathroom's water heater.

The SFPD has identified Randall Davies as the man who flipped out in Union Square on Wednesday night. The cops saw Davies make an illegal U-, but when they followed him into an alley, he jumped out of the car, grabbed a pedestrian hostage, ran into the Campton Place Hotel, fell down in the lobby, threatened the doorman trying to help him up, and fled the scene. The police IDed Davies on some mail he'd left in the abandoned car.

And an elderly woman with Alzheimer's who was reported missing from the Stonestown Nordstrom's was found a day later, hiding in a bathroom in the main mall.

Extra bonus! An updated roster of all your Blotter pictures since March after the jump.