Stuff To Do If You're Bored

Through June 5th, the San Francisco International Arts Festival will present fantastic art from around the world. Events will be held across The City. Our spy at Project Artaud Theater tells us: "The Akhe group flown in from Russia sounds crazy: the techs have been complaining about whiskey and a big mess on the stage." Sounds like our kind of modern dance performance! Their "White Cabin" show is 4:30pm this afternoon, 7pm tomorrow, and 4:30pm on Sunday.

For those of you who like to get freaky, Jack Ryan style, Mike Powers of the Power Exchange is celebrating his birthday on Saturday in the only appropriate way -- kinkily! Jennifer at Tribe.net urges you to "cum give him a spank and say Happy Birthday..."

If drunk, messy Russian dancers or leather-clad fetishists aren't your bag, how about a wholesome Sunday stroll through the Mission Dolores past and present with only your wits as your guide? Parody.org has organized a photo scavenger hunt that looks like loads of fun. Would you rather someone else provide the wit? Then show up at California and Mason at 1:00pm for The Whole Shebang Comedian-Led Walking Tour organized by FOOT Tours.