Breaking news! Breaking news! OMG, breaking news!! They figured out whose finger was in the Wendy's chili!! The San Jose cops announced that they've positively identified the finger that Anna Ayala "found" as the finger of a person who knows her husband. That person lost the famous digit in an industrial accident last December. As the cops said, "The jig is up." Ayala and her husband, Jaime Plascencia -- you are sooooo busted.

In other news, Wendy's is giving out free frosties across the country all weekend, in order to cash in on their non-culpability in the whole debacle. We do love a Frosty.