Week In SFist

In tech news, stoned graphic designers were stunned when they realized that they had no idea that Adobe was going to swallow Macromedia whole. South Park laughs to keep from crying.

After singlehandedly sparking off a department-wide investigation into drinking on the job after showing up to work drunk, Fireman Steve Gritsch manages to get a DUI! We're thinking it's a quiet protest against the Muni fare increase

In the California Gubenatorial "Where are they now?" competition: Schwarzenegger wimpier than nurses and teachers, Scott Davis implicated in a murder, Mary Cary arrested in Seattle and Gary Coleman's been front-row center at the Michael Jackson trial. Gilding the freakfest lilly, no?

Chicken John calls it quits at the Odeon bar, but the new dish is that rumors swirl around a potential purchase of Albion Castle. No official statement yet from Mr. John.

Bay Area slophouses The French Laundry, Chez Panisse and Manresa make
world's top fifty according to UK's Restaurant mag, and South San Francisco bakers beat back the breads from France and Japan.

Wrapping it up: You can never get back the minutes of precious life you spend watching the NFL draft, the Mayor goes in for some Christ symbolism, the Girl Scouts think Grand Theft Auto is akin to porn, and get your tickets for the San Francisco International Film Festival.

Photo by Luke Thomas.