We're sorry this is such short notice -- we had asked to be reminded before the show date, and by chance contacted our friend today asking when her event was to be held. Turns out it's today at the DNA Lounge!

From the folks at San Francisco's most esteemed body art purveyor, Body Manipulations, comes a one-of-a-kind show featuring acrobats, jugglers, dancers and all sorts of awesome freaky s**t. This is not a freakshow, it is an actual circus -- just way, way more hip. And if you're looking for hot grrrls, we'd like to point out that the event has been posted on the SuicideGirls calendar, so if you're a lonely hipster looking to pick up chicks that dig your skinny thighs, skin-tight jeans and nostalgia for Dokken's early recordings, and thought that there wasn't a circus that appealed to you and your exquisitely cool tastes, you'd be totally wrong.

Us, on the other hand, we're just a little worried how our stomach will hold up during the performance by friends of SFist Paul and Kris Stoll. Let's just say it's a trapeze act involving large, sharp hooks, the willingness to resemble a side of beef and a very, very strong bond of marital trust. Tickets are $20 at the door, which opens at eight. Really, if you have plans, cancel them. This is the kind of thing you'll reminice about to your grandkids while introducing them to your Dokken collection.