SFist is sure there are some important, good-for-you TV shows airing sometime this week. Probably on PBS. And we wish them and their viewers all the best. But we can't let a certain trio of trashy TV shows go unnoticed, so allow us to forgo the healthy and head straight for the dessert table this week. Hello VH-1's "celebreality" line-up!

The fourth season of The Surreal Life premiered Sunday with a bang, and much whimpering from house guest Verne "Mini-Me" Troyer. He joins fellow cast members Christopher "Peter Brady" Knight, Adrienne "Top Model" Curry, Da "She Sure Is A" Brat, Joanie "Chynna Doll" Laurer, Jane "Go-Go" Wielden, and Marcus "Look At Me, I'm So Pretty" Schenkenberg as they all live in a house and find out what happens when they stop being polite, and start getting really, really drunk. In the case of Verne Troyer, drunkeness minus politeness = riding around naked on a scooter and peeing in a corner of the living room. And caressing the face of Peter Brady while moaning incoherently. Can TV get any better than this? We submit that it can not!

However, it tries to with the premiere of the Surreal Life 3 spin-off series Strange Love . Anyone who watched the last season of "The Surreal Life" knows that the most surreal thing to occur on the show was the seeming romance between Brigitte Nielsen and Flavor Flav. VH-1 noticed too, and jumped on the chance to exploit that love faster than Brigitte Nielsen leaping on a trio of male strippers. Watch as Flav tries to woo Brig away from her tiny Italian fiance by whisking her away on a trip through Italy, New York, and Las Vegas. Will it end in wedding bells? Who are you kidding? We doubt the validity of most of the show's events, but will admit to being entertained in a "wait...is this really happening?" kind of way.

Last but certainly not least, literally, we have Celebrity Fit Club in which the likes of Mia Tyler, Daniel Baldwin, and some other has-been (and never-been) celebrities attempt to lose some weight while also shedding most of their dignity. If you're at all familiar with NBC's The Biggest Loser, you get the general idea. We'd probably be a little more excited by the show if the cast members were higher on the fame list. But, of course, in order to be more famous, they'd probably have to be skinnier to begin with. It's just that something tells us that even if the Snapple Lady drops 100 pounds, she probably won't be starring in any sitcoms any time soon. (Unlike a certain Vulcan-ish actress with a Showtime series premiering in March.)

The trio of "celebreality" shows can be seen every Sunday starting at 9:00pm and repeated ad naseum throughout the week on VH-1. We swear we'll only watch AFTER our pilates class.