If Only There Was Some Way For Us To Get Rich...And Quick!
Ohmigod. This weekend is looking AWESOME. Not only is UPN44 broadcasting one of our favorite movies, "Airplane," with no commercial interruptions this Sunday at 2pm, but the commercial-free showing is being sponsored by The American Cash Flow Corporation! What, you haven't heard of the ACFC? Well then clearly you haven't been watching local late-night infomercials. Or maybe you're just confused, since the Better Business Bureau indicates that the Fresno-based company goes by a handfull of different names. In fact, on their own site, they sometimes call themselves ACFC and sometimes ACFA. So confusing! We wish them the best of luck figuring out what their own company is actually called.
Anyway, whatever their name is, they're highly reputable, you know; after all, anyone who advertises on television must have lofty ethical standards. In fact, they're so great that the Washington Post did a story on them - you might even call it an exposé. We haven't read the Post's article, but we're sure it's about how awesome the ACFC is.
So for about $300, you can attend their sales pitch - we mean, conference - this May at the very exclusive San Francisco Hilton. You'll probably have the opportunity to pay $6,000 for a class about, well, something involving real estate and cash flows and income and ... um ... actually it's all a little muddled what you'll actually get out of the deal.
Anyway, the point is this: get a good laugh this Sunday out of "Aiplane." Resist the urge to TiVo and burn it to disc just because it's being shown without commercials - that would be like cheating the show's sponsor, ACFC, out of their money! And cheating people out of money is just plain wrong.