Can You Re-gift Edible Undies?

Ah, Thanksgiving - what better time of year to help those in need, preferably with a generous contribution of adult playthings? The Center for Sex and Culture (the same folks who sponsored a recent fundraiser predicated upon a marathon of self-gratification) seeks donations of pr0n, videos, toys, small appliances (iPod?) and gift donations for "Gobble Gobble," an upcoming fundraiser. (Gifts are tax-deductible, so at last you can use your Articulated Burmese Pincher to screw the IRS.) Of course, the cycle of gift-givery is incomplete until you have the pleasure of seeing your presents being used - so be sure to attend the fundraiser on Sunday, November 28th, at 3 p.m. at The Eagle, where donations will be raffled. Condoms and lube will be provided, as is standard for any dignified social gathering in this city. You can also pick up a free whistle from the mysterious BLOW Project (about which little can be discerned, aside from it having no connection to the other BLOW project). The whistles are for "blowing away hate crimes" - we'd personally rather use high-powered explosives for that purpose, just so nothing's left to chance, but hey - free schwag is free schwag. Let's all get together and give 'til it hurts, in a fun spanky way.