While all may seem to be lost here in the Bay Area, at least we can all take solace in the fact that the Golden State Warriors are opening their season tonight at the Coliseum, or whatever you want to call it, against the Portland Jail Blazers. The W's just signed two of their best players, Jason Richardson and Troy Murphy, to six-year deals totaling about $130 million and it's looking like the team playing tonight is going to be the team playing for the next million years, so let's hope they don't suck as badly as they have for the last 10 years.

SFist is going to the game with a lawyer friend who has pretty good seats, so we'll let you know all about it tomorrow. And keep your heads up kids, 'cause tomorrow night we've got Brian Wilson at Davies Symphony Hall to distract us. (Anyone got extra tickets? Let us know.) And Tussle at Mezzanine on Friday.