Duck and Cover

As a public service annoucement for our readers, we here at SFist would like to warn San Franciscans to be wary of KFOG Artist of the Month, the Dave Matthews Band when they come to town for a concert at Golden Gate Park Polo Grounds on September 12th. Why? Because as reported by our friends at Chicagoist, they are a public menace, and not just because of their power-pop, neo-folk, smooth-jazz balladeering. While driving across the Chicago River, their bus driver Stefan A. Wohl released over eight hundred pounds of human waste onto a group taking an architectural tour of Chicago by boat.

We warn you because the DMB is around town all the time, and boy do we have lots of bridges. Many of their top albums were recorded accross the Golden Gate at The Plant Studios in Sausalito. After their date at Golden Gate Park they'll be heading east, over the Bay Bridge, to go on a tour of swing states as part of the MoveOn/America Coming Together tour. We recommend avoiding your ferry commute or kayak trip until they're safely out of town.