After wasting taxpayers' dollars and time, the body Hans led to fuzz to yesterday are officially NIna Reiser's, according to the Gate. Case closed. At last. And on that note, and if we can pierce a silver lining through this most murderous cloud, check out some humorous open-source/Wikipedia humor on this tragic tale.

We've had to curb our games of Scrabulous since Phllyist's editor can't stop kicking our ass raw red at it since we no longer have time to play. But over the last few months, FB users have been pulling out their hair over the mere thought of the game getting yanked. Hasbro freaked out, or something like that. Anyway, according to the SJ Merc, Scrabulous, which has over 5 million users, is staying put. Which leads us to this: Anyone know of a good Boggle application? (Boggle is, after all, the superior word game.)

We were out running this morning, and caught a weird site cruising up Masonic. A bright red Toyota Prius with what looked like a conning tower on top. We followed it for nearly a block, and deduced that the four megaphone-like things on top were actually cameras. Our only conclusion - those crazy kids at Google are street-level mapping again! Have you seen the mutant Prius today? Where? And what funny/ridiculous/outrageous behavior do you think they'll capture this time around?

Leapin' lizards! Estimations for the suicide barrier on the Golden Gate Bridge, which initially ran anywhere from $15 million to $25 million, would now cost around $50 million, at least according to environmental assessment released Monday by the Golden Gate Bridge District. The pimped out bridge might include the following: An 8-foot vertical fencing system to the existing 4-foot-tall hand railt; an 8-foot-tall horizontal fencing system to the 4-foot-tall hand rail with a "winglet" or panel on top; replacing the 4-foot-tall hand rail with a 12-foot-tall vertical fence; replacing the 4-foot-tall handrail with a 10-foot-tall horizontal fence with a winglet on top, for a total height of 10 feet; and installing a horizontal net system 20 feet below the sidewalk that extends 20 feet from the bridge. (But can't the distraught just jump over the netting after the first plunge?) The bridge sees an average of two suicides per month.

We put this in DATB, but it merits its own post because: Oh my, God!!!! Convicted killer/open source computer programmer Hans Reiser led police to the whereabouts of his wife Nina's remains. Her body, it seems, was located somewhere "near Redwood Regional Park in the Oakland hills ... buried next to a deer trail, reports the Gate. Her body was found at around 4 p.m. today. If you recall, Reiser maintained his innocence over the six-month-long murder trail, which ended earlier this year. Read more about today's discovery here.